Lately she's been asking for Diego more than Dora. This makes me displeased. Why do I care, you ask? This is why:
1. Diego's voice versus Dora's voice
I know people who want to stab their eardrums with ice picks when they hear Dora on, but Diego is worse. The emphasis on the syllables or beats of each sentence is exactly the same:
Bah BAH bah bah BAH-bah-bah BAH bah BAH! Bah BAH bah bah BAH-bah-bah BAH bah BAH!
The PUma is CHAsing the RED-eyed TOAD! We HAVE to save BAby Toad OR he'll DIE!
2. Diego is constantly saving animals that I have never heard of, making me feel stupid.
Although, I'd like to believe that many people don't know what a Kinkajou is.
It drags out the end, and it's even too simple for a 3-year-old child.
Does a fish live in water or in molten lava? Does a butterfly eat from a flower, or a rhinoceros ass?
5. Bobos vs. Swiper
Come on! No contest. But I hate monkeys. Including Curious George.