"kissie" privileges revoked!!!

Ok, most of us have kids... && well they get hurt, and then they want kissies on the "ouchies", and want you to make a real big deal about. Well my daughter's "ouchie kissing" privileges are revoked.
Why!? You may ask. Well let me tell you.......

I was cool with kissing your forehead, forearm, your leg, your finger (God knows where that's been) but you come to me looking all sad and pitiful and really expect me to kiss your butt because you fell down and landed on it. Well, no more I say no more "ouchie kisses" for you little lady. When I became a mom yeah, I signed up for a lot of things, but being a butt kisser wasn't one of them.

Sorry I, (I mean mommies) have limits too!!!